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Kissed any one of your blog friends? — No Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No. But I've kissed someone I was indifferent to.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Couple of times. Brain farty things where I forgot I wasn't at a stop sign. Scared the hell out of myself.
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Sort of.
Totalled your car in an accident? — Yes. Thrice. None were my fault, and I wasn't in the car for one of them.
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — I don't remember. I remember being close, but I don't remember actually doing it. God I hated that job.
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — Not sure. I feel like I might have done during some skeet shooting lesson or something. I'm really pretty stupid with a lot of stuff.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes. Part of me wished I would get the hint and shut up already. Another part wants to throttle me.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — That happens?
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes.
Kissed in the rain? — Front seat of a car going through one of those automatic car washes. So no.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — How close are we talking? See: three totaled cars.
Saw someone die? — I think I was there when my maternal grandmother died?
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — No
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — I decline to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
Eaten a bug? — Not intentionally.
Sleepwalked? — Yes. Was all like, "Why am I on the living room couch?"
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No. D=
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes. Ed's like, "Quit wiggling!" I'm like DX
Dumped someone? — No
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never had one
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Told the truth to avoid one once.
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nope
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Actually, no.
Hit a home run? — No.
Cross-dressed? — No.
Been falling-down drunk? — How "falling-down" are we talkin' here?
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — Not to my recollection
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — "Seriously" is debatable, but yes.
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — No
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — Serranos are actually worse. I don't care what anybody says.
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes. And if the patio could be consider an amusement ride, we can thus change the puking answer.
Had surgery? — Enamel fillings in my wisdom teeth.
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? - Yes
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes
Eaten cheesecake? — GROSS!
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — Don't have kids.
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Don't make me remember that cat. Don't you dare. God DAMMIT I'm remembering that cat. I hope you're happy.
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? - Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — -ish
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Fake ones
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Teh middle. I'm so alone.


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